Is your biological clock ticking away? When you see children playing, do you sigh blissfully? Do you have no business being a parent?
Then look no further than the most effective form
of birth control known to the human species: My Children!
In just twelve hours, my children will banish all maternal blemishes,
shrink sperm counts, and make you think a little more soberlywhen looking at hot tubs. Just listen to these people’s reviews of my products:
“Uncle!” - My Mother-in-Law
“I’m never kissing a boy again.” - My last babysitter.
“So that’s how the peanut butter got on the ceiling....” - The Good Husband
As you can see, these two children are the most effective forms of birth control. Forget pills, potions, cycle monitoring....
My two children are all you need.